Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your bumper-to-bumper survivor? Discover humorous and heartfelt products that honor resilience and perseverance. Whether they’ve weathered tough traffic or life's roadblocks, these gifts will make them smile and feel appreciated. Ideal for free spirits and survivors who keep going no matter what obstacles come their way, our collection offers something special to lift their spirits.

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A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic. mockup

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

from $19.00

TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 mile

TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 mile mockup

TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 mile

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Abandon all hope,you who enter here. mockup

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

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'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.' mockup

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

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Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies. mockup

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

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Monday: Next 7 exits.

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I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' - mockup

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

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Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt. mockup

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

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Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse mockup

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

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'I'm going to be a little late.'

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Moses comes to Los Angeles.

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'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.' mockup

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

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Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn. mockup

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

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Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona. mockup

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

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"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus." mockup

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

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'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.' mockup

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

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An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball. mockup

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

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Heavy Traffic.

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Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep. mockup

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

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'EXIT -Next Exit.'

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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle mockup

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

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'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

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'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.' mockup

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

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'Boasting bumper stickers.'

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"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car." mockup

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

from $19.00

Big bumpers.

from $19.00

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars. mockup

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

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Made in Sweden.

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Screw Driver.

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'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!' mockup

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

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'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.' mockup

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

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Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

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Running in please pass

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A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail. mockup

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

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Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Gifts Collection

Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Mugs

Discover more humorous and heartfelt mugs designed for bumper-to-bumper survivors—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Pillows

Find cozy, inspiring pillows that cheer on those who push through traffic and life’s challenges—perfect for any space needing a boost of motivation.

Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Prints

Browse our inspiring prints dedicated to bumper-to-bumper survivors—beautiful reminders of resilience to brighten up their day.

Bumper-to-bumper Survivor T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts celebrating resilience and perseverance—ideal gifts for the unstoppable bumper-to-bumper survivor.