Bumper Sticker Aficionado Gifts

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Intolerant

Honk if you love geese.

Ignorant people.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Bumper Stickers Ltd workers go on strike.

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Ask me about my litter! !

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

I brake for federal bailouts.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Cat with bumper stickers.

Parts of an automobile

Honk if you're holy.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.