Bumper Sticker Aficionado T-Shirts

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Honk if you love geese.

Ignorant people.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Bumper Stickers Ltd workers go on strike.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

I brake for federal bailouts.

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Honk if you're holy.

Parts of an automobile

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!