Bumper-to-bumper Survivor Pillows

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 mile

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Big bumpers.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

Screw Driver.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Running in please pass

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.