Bullying Gifts

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Anti-Agent

Computer Room.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

Eternal Student.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Historical memory is on life support.

UK border controls relaxed.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Here's MY information highway!'