Dealing With Bullying Gifts

'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"

"She's being bullied at school for saying something nice about someone on social media."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

' I'm just tired of those mean kids at school calling you 'buttface' and upsetting you! Go ahead and eat your suppository before it gets cold dear...'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'racism is the new black.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Workplace bullying.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"You can't bully me."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

Cut down your own tree.

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'