Anti-bullying Advocate Gifts

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'Quit complaining. I'm having a rotten childhood too!'

The new boy was teased for being different.

Young Hardman has a somewhat luddite approach to phone bullying.

'It's not working. People are still calling us short, fat, and smelly.'

The word SO: 'HEY,FATSO!'

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

Bully

'racism is the new black.'

"By not speaking up, you're no better than the bully!"

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Tommy said I've got Cooties. . . that isn't anything like Ebola is it?"

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Danger: Do not love.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

Controversial Boxes

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'