Anti-bully Advocate Gifts

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'racism is the new black.'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Yellow Vests

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"It's the new practice policy on how we persecute whistleblowers."

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

G.M. leaf.

I'm Cort Lark with American Families Against Inter-Species Smooching. We are urging a boycott of Rudy Park and the cafe where this foul comic feature takes place. There is a pet monkey who hands out here and who has been cuddly with a woman! Not who, dear. That has been cuddly with a woman. We take our pronouns very seriously AFAISS.

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'

'It's not working. People are still calling us short, fat, and smelly.'

After he was fired in retaliation for whistleblowing and failed to get justice in court, an L.A. cop went on a shooting spree that culminated with his suicide in a burning cabin surrounded by his former colleagues.

Referees Meeting. I'm confident any corruption in the this group would be quickly exposed. We're all whistleblowers!

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."