Bully Prevention Counselor Gifts

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

Ethics exam cheater.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Couples' therapy

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'I hate all holidays!'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Don't you hate...

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.