Anti-bullying Day Gifts

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Mind-Fullness

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Mental health

'Snap out of it.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'racism is the new black.'

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

That's weird - every time I call the self-help hotline, it goes straight to my voicemail.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

When pedants take a break.

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey