International Stand Up To Bullying Day Gifts

Workplace bullying.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Mental health

'racism is the new black.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

The new boy was teased for being different.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Letsby Avenue

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

When pedants take a break.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

'Here things are getting interesting!'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'