International Stand Up To Bullying Day Gifts

Workplace bullying.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Mental health

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'racism is the new black.'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Letsby Avenue

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

When pedants take a break.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

'Here things are getting interesting!'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"You can't bully me."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."