Bully-bashers Gifts

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

Cut down your own tree.

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"You're fired."

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Hairstyle Inspiration

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'

'Leave everything in our hands, we specialize in his fault divorces.'

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

'In these parts we don't take kindly to people who... read.'

Camp Security we'd like to see

"His friend got beaten up at school so he's applying to join NATO."