Bank Bashers Gifts

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Another Rogue Trader

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Help!"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

Bank loan applicant

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

Censorship.

"How would you describe our business plan for spending these funds?...in 25 word or less?"

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

Bank Stress Test

Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

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