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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

Bank Robbery Statistics

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"Help!"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

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"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

Bank loan applicant

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Censorship.

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

Bank Stress Test

Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

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Who is Goldman and who is Sachs?

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