Bullish Visionary Gifts

Investment Seminar: 'How to tell the difference between a bull market and a bum steer.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Lost and Profound.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Son of Alien.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

The puppet master

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Turkey dot com.'

"Wall Street Journal"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

A painter drawing a ship

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

And thus the concept of artistic propaganda is born.

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Still Missing Out On The Bull Market?

Comic strip interior designers.

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'