Bullish Visionary Gifts

Investment Seminar: 'How to tell the difference between a bull market and a bum steer.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

David Hockney

Lost and Profound.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

I'm color blind, please help.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Artistic Licence.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Son of Alien.

The puppet master

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Wall Street Journal"

'Turkey dot com.'

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

A painter drawing a ship

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

And thus the concept of artistic propaganda is born.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

Still Missing Out On The Bull Market?

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Comic strip interior designers.