Brainy Visionary Gifts

Lost and Profound.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Nervous Student

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I just invented business!'