Bullet-dodger T-Shirts

Suit up your creative shot-caller with T-shirts that capture their quick wit and avoiding flair. Fun, bold, and totally original, these shirts make a statement for the bullet-dodging personality.

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Dodging the firing squad.

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Big Hank's shooting gallery.

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'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

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"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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Nun Binning the Devil

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Health

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Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds. mockup

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

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'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.' mockup

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

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Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks. mockup

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

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"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!" mockup

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

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Hunter hits duck with ejected shell. mockup

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

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"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes." mockup

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

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Sleeping through new year celebrations mockup

Sleeping through new year celebrations

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Skiing Accidents.

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'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!' mockup

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

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The Demon's Disguise

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Spring Damage.

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Drones Unlimited

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'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.' mockup

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

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Winter depression.

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'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.' mockup

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

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'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...' mockup

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

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"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'" mockup

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

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A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you." mockup

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

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"Move over! - I just got the bill!" mockup

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

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"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away." mockup

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

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'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?' mockup

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

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"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically." mockup

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

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'Great news! Your father's got a job.' mockup

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

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'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!' mockup

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

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"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work." mockup

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT? mockup

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

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'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.' mockup

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

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"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow." mockup

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

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Bullet-dodger T-Shirts Collection

Bullet-dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of bullet-dodger mugs and find the perfect funny and clever design to start their day with a smile.

Bullet-dodger Pillows

Sneak some humor into their home decor with pillows designed for the witty and quick-thinking—ideal for adding personality to any space.

Bullet-dodger Prints

Browse creative prints that pay tribute to the bullet-dodger's clever nature—great for inspiring and decorating any room.