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Epoxymoron

Self-Made Man.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Style of Elements

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

The Hobby Store

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Piracy on a boating lake

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Do it yourself books.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'