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"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Fish Aeroplane

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Toys - Business Model.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

If cartoonists fought wars.

Sandcastles

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Submarine Hunter.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."