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"We're thinking of moving to another part of the country—somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees."

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

Judge chasing fly with gavel.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'...Ants! I see ants!'

"I'm gonna stomp all over your face."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Extreme Bungy

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'