Bugged By Bugs Prints

"We're thinking of moving to another part of the country—somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees."

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'...Ants! I see ants!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'