Buff Cupids Pillows

Powerful Love.

Pirate

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Everybody meets online these days."

cuPad

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Online Dating for Dummies

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Matador.

Pucker up!

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"The gods really love tight buns."

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Champagne Tasting.

A centi-stampede.

A little fizz?

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!