Budgie Appreciator T-Shirts

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'You reek of crackers.'

Drinking Companions

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Bobby and Joey make a break for it.

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Succeed.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"I'm retired now"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

Log in, paper out.

"How many times?!? Don't over feed the budgie"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."