Budgie Buddy T-Shirts

'You reek of crackers.'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'He loves budgie jumping!'

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Butterflies

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Will you call me?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Where are you going?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'