Budgie Buddy T-Shirts

'You reek of crackers.'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'He loves budgie jumping!'

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Butterflies

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Where are you going?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Will you call me?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"