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"I'd like to grow my own budgies."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

Better Not Squash.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Somewhere in France

'You reek of crackers.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Egg Buggy

Vacant possession.

Big Boy Foot

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Bobby and Joey make a break for it.

Doggie Bowl Drill

The Troposhere

Champagne Tasting.

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

A little fizz?

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'