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'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'You reek of crackers.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Bubbie Selfies

Bobby and Joey make a break for it.

Coronation Civil Rights

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Succeed.

"I'm retired now"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"How many times?!? Don't over feed the budgie"

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Bungy Jumping Moles

A budgie kept alone may start to lay eggs and sometimes continue to produce an abnormal amount...

'He loves budgie jumping!'

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

'His name's Trident!'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"We found 11 eggs. Where did you hide the last egg, dad?"

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

'Two near the salad bar, please.'

Birdcage Tax Demand.