Budgeting Maven T-Shirts

'I said: We saved most of our people by making cuts in other areas!'

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

Awaken the Energy Within

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?