"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"
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'Please enter your pin now.'
"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"
How the gift registry should really work
"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"
"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"
"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"
'What will it cost me for you to elope?'
'It the thought that counts.'
"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"
"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"
I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!
Valentines Day card.
"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."
"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."
A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"
'You didn't chew, did you ?!'
"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"
Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford.
Gift Wrap Illusion
"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."
'Take a handful. We can't afford any big bonuses this year.'
Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts
"I'll be annoyed if you spend too much on much Christmas present!!"
Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift." (Colour)
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Wife recycles gift of tie to husband.
"Congratulations - By choosing to shop online you are putting hundreds of retail jobs at risk and helping to turn your local high street into an economic wasteland!"
'Are you sure 15 years married is Pot Noodle? I thought it was crystal.'
"Baldo, think about it. What is the true meaning of Christmas?"
Angry Santa Claus.
"Um, you bought gifts for all our relatives?"
'Now don't let any of these slick salesmen talk you into a luxury model.'
'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'
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