Budget-savvy Comics Lover Gifts

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like you to lose seventy five dollars per week"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Bears catching fish

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Super Dog'

"You've changed."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.