Budget Meal Planner Pillows

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Horn of Leftovers

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Keep the econoimy moving

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."