Budget Filmmaker Gifts

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Stunt lemmings.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Hang on a minute...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Hollywood producer.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'