Budget Filmmaker Mugs

Low Budget Sequel: Rear Window II, A Room Without A View,

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Which part are you reading for?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

George Clooney Machine

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Stunt lemmings.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'Hang on a minute...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'