Budget-conscious Filmmaker Mugs

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We only got six days of funding."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

I get my ideas on sale...

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Henderson just uploaded our New Year's Party to You Tube, boss."

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Budget Opticians.

The Great Wall of China

"Action! And this time believe!"

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Promise to tell the truth, including the parts you'd prefer to keep for an upcoming book or movie deal?'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

"I'm on videotape since Day One. How about you?"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"Wow! Outta sight!"

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"