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"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

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'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

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'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

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