Budget Brilliance Gifts

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Smart card.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

Overdraft limit.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Economist!

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'Wait a minute....!

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Falling Profits.

Desk Request

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Security/Savings