Budget Balancing Whiz Gifts

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Investing your savings

State Budget.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Blowing dust off an order book.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.