Budget Balancing Act Connoisseur Gifts

'Everything needs more money. . . work-out roads, highways, bridges. . '

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Kitchen Tetris

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

State Budget.

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Washing Line Walker

"What comes after zillion?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Costs Of Doing War.

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Run in the Family

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Laptops

The economy and the environment.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."