Budget Analyst Chuckler Pillows

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Budget Cuts

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"I think I see the problem..."

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"One good thing about a low budget district, the school year is shorter."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'Sorry. This social service cancelled. Thank you for helping us use the money for the military.'

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

'All this talk about spending cuts has generated a populist movement for a salary cap for politicians!'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'

'Trevor still can't get his head around the fact that Tim isn't Oxbridge.'

'...and I promise not to make any rash promises...OOPS!'

"Hey, I'm sorry...cutbacks, y'know!"

"This mental health budget is insane!"

'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'

"It's a reprieve...but we have him strapped in the chair!"

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

Reduction of Personnel.

'We going to move to a smaller base?'