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'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Budget Cuts

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"I think I see the problem..."

"One good thing about a low budget district, the school year is shorter."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'Sorry. This social service cancelled. Thank you for helping us use the money for the military.'

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

'All this talk about spending cuts has generated a populist movement for a salary cap for politicians!'

Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'

'...and I promise not to make any rash promises...OOPS!'

'Trevor still can't get his head around the fact that Tim isn't Oxbridge.'

'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'

"It's a reprieve...but we have him strapped in the chair!"

"This mental health budget is insane!"

"Hey, I'm sorry...cutbacks, y'know!"

'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

War plane dropping IOU's instead of bombs due to budget cuts

Reduction of Personnel.

'We going to move to a smaller base?'