Budget Analyst Humor T-Shirts

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

Budget Cuts

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Fiscal cliff

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"There have been a few cutbacks in the anesthesiology department."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

Cost of the military.

Avocado Prices

"One good thing about a low budget district, the school year is shorter."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'

'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'

GOP Pied Piper.

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

'I did the math -- we can't AFFORD to attend the economic summit.'

'The poor economy is hitting everywhere, Have you noticed they cut back on pockets and halos.'

All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

More NASA Budget Cuts. . .

"Hey, I'm sorry...cutbacks, y'know!"

'I came home with $44.75, just enough to pay for dinner out.'

'...The bad news is that the crusade had some cost overruns....'

Reduction of Personnel.

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'We going to move to a smaller base?'

Detour to your house.