Budget Analyst With Humor Pillows

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Budget Cuts

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Royal Mail Privatisation

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Cost of the military.

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

"One good thing about a low budget district, the school year is shorter."

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'

"We considered a number of alternatives but this was the cheapest."

'Sorry. This social service cancelled. Thank you for helping us use the money for the military.'

'All this talk about spending cuts has generated a populist movement for a salary cap for politicians!'

GOP Pied Piper.

"The solution is to do the same as president Trump would do.. Attack on Twitter!"

'I did the math -- we can't AFFORD to attend the economic summit.'

More NASA Budget Cuts. . .

'The poor economy is hitting everywhere, Have you noticed they cut back on pockets and halos.'

"Hey, I'm sorry...cutbacks, y'know!"

'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'

'I came home with $44.75, just enough to pay for dinner out.'

'...The bad news is that the crusade had some cost overruns....'

Detour to your house.

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

Reduction of Personnel.