Budget Airline Enthusiast Pillows

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

World's cheapest car

"How's my tripping you up?"

Expensive greeting cards.

The spend is high

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"