Buddy Film Fan Gifts

Buddy Operas.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Leslie Caron.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Sylvester Stallone

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'He's been shot!'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....