Buddy Cop Movie Fan Gifts

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Al Pacino

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

Police Line Up.

"No offense."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Do you realize that we spend one-third of our lives in bed and the other two-thirds in here?"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'