Buddy Cop Movie Fan Gifts

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Old School Mustaches

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

"No offense."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Police Line Up.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Do you realize that we spend one-third of our lives in bed and the other two-thirds in here?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'