Budding Surgeon Gifts

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

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Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Building Blocks.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

A child busking

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Football Skills

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"