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Little doctor. Little Quack

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Timpani.

Children playing football.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

A child busking

First Piano Lesson

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands