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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Timpani.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Children playing football.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

A child busking