Buddies On Dates Pillows

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

In Desperate Straits.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Pumpkin Spice

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'You've got to be kidding...you mean there's a recipe for this?'

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"You'll always be a second tier friend to me."