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"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Yoga classes door.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

God's Phone

"Avoid sitting."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."