Buddhist Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Avoid sitting."

God's Phone

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."