Buddhist With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Stupa - Drunken Stupa

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

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