Buddhist With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Stupa - Drunken Stupa

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Yoga classes door.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Guru.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"